These two young punks came in, they couldn't be older than 16 or so (you can tell by the peach fuzz facial hair). So anyway. They were fidgeting around in their seats and flipping the menus around like village idiots. And every time I glanced in their direction to see if they were ready to order they sort of had this deer caught in the headlights look. It was so adorable.
I kinda wanted to turn things into a porno scene where the waitress rips her clothes off and jumps on the table, but I'm pretty sure I would have been fired for that. At least where I work. >_>"