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post May 12 2017, 09:46 AM
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Oh man I woke up really fucking horny out of my mind tonight. Sex werewolf was mildly in the house.

So the obvious thing you're all thinking is, yes, I ended up masturbating like crazy (for about half an hour). But then I grabbed my phone and started googling things. And you know how THAT usually ends up. Point A to Point B to Point C and before you know it you're in lalla land of weirdness.

"how to make your periods longer"
"how to make your periods shorter"
"how get your girlfriend pregnant without her knowing"


I swear that last one had me raise an eyebrow. Magic? We're using magic now? I'm pretty sure she's going to know brah.

But yeah that last one led me to a most interesting thing. Apparently this guy has been punching holes in condoms or getting his girlfriend tipsy enough that she wouldn't notice if he had a condom or not. And now that she's all knocked up he feels he should confess that he got her preggers on purpose.

Oh yeah and here's the kicker: He's 16 and she's almost 15! "I'm not a child you know! I'm not 12!!!" sweet hobo jeebus me in my 20's I feel like there's a ton I still want to do before committing to have a child.

So I spent like an hour browsing these sort of pregnant teen/single mom stories. The crazy part of me found it hawt, the still sane part of me pities them.



tl;dr - I want a babbi in me! ohmy1.gif


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post May 22 2017, 02:31 AM
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Pour me a shot... best stuff you got, barkeep.


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post May 22 2017, 04:04 PM
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*pours PMS blood* *sticks in celery* Now THAT is how you make a Bloody Fucking Mary!


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post May 22 2017, 05:14 PM
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I think that's a little too much Mary in that drink.
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post May 22 2017, 11:55 PM
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*slurp* *CRUNCH*
Seconds!



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post May 26 2017, 05:48 PM
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So, one of the oldest walls in my house, sourced at 2004 is finally crumbling apart.

Ordered some bricks, cement, plaster, insulation, waterproofing and outdoor paneling.


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post May 26 2017, 07:05 PM
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Got an interview date for college. Wish me luck!
Also a phone interview for Shaw customer service over the phone. I'll be taking my ex's old job.


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post May 26 2017, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE(Kerk @ May 27 2017, 09:05 AM) *
Got an interview date for college. Wish me luck!
Also a phone interview for Shaw customer service over the phone. I'll be taking my ex's old job.


Go for it!


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post May 26 2017, 11:57 PM
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Oh contrary! You can never have enough Mary!

Twirky congrats! I hope this helps with your recent depression. Nothing like being productive to turn your mood around.

J10izles best of luckizles! I know you'll... CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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post May 27 2017, 09:32 PM
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New wall construction complete. I'll keep some of the bricks around for the museum.



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post Jun 6 2017, 01:58 AM
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I'm tired, I'm exhausted, and I can't sleep because there's this girl on my mind... >_>


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post Jun 6 2017, 09:59 AM
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You know that would be so sweet, if it weren't for all the perverted, dirty and just plain disturbing thoughts you're actually having about her. laugh2.gif
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post Jun 6 2017, 10:25 AM
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Believe it or not but they're actually not that depraved. I mean sure I wanted to slip my hands between her legs but aside from THAT...!!!


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post Jun 10 2017, 12:01 AM
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I should probably do some of this rambling in my blog. But then... I'll probably have to ramble for quite a while. It's a thing I do.

The word "love" has been haunting me in the back of my head for the last few days now. That's as far as I'm going to go into this at the moment.

Today... er, yesterday I suppose, I got invited to a party. Sat for my fair share of hours... and then made excuses around 10 in the evening and retired for the night like an old granny... -_-


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post Jun 18 2017, 12:55 PM
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Headache. Much ow. Really shouldn't be online right now. X_X


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post Jun 21 2017, 03:20 PM
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post Jun 21 2017, 04:39 PM
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Oh... I guess I'd be a pretty terrible human being if I went and posted something like oh say...



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post Jun 22 2017, 07:02 AM
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Correct. That would make you a horrible person. Because I would like to put my penis in that. :'(


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